What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile
What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
It knocked him out cold
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Can you smell carrots?”
Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?
Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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