Why did the nurse carry a red pen?
In case she needed to draw blood.
Who was the first tennis player in the Bible?
Joseph. He served in Pharoah’s court.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away its credit card
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square.
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