What happened when the English teacher’s dictionary was stolen?
She was at a loss of words.
What would you get if you crossed a vampire, a doctor and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests.
Teacher: Why are you writing on sandpaper?
Student: You told us to write a rough draft.
Mom: Sit down and show me your report card.
Son: I can’t sit down. I just showed it to Dad.
Teacher: This test is multiple choice.
Student: Then I choose not to take it!
Why did the D student take his report card to the beach?
He wanted to get it above C level.
