Why didn’t the cheese want to be sliced?
He had a grater destiny.
What do you call a crocodile with a GPS?
A navi-gator.
How does a farmer count his herd?
With a cowculator.
How do you know that dinner is ready?
Because the smoke detector just went off.
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