Joke Shack

Where did ants live during the Revolutionary War?

In the 13 colonies

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

What do you call an Old Testament surfer?

Dude-eronomy

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes

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