What did the plate say to the cup?
Looks like dinner’s on me!
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
Why does the seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.
How much does a pirate charge you to pierce your ears?
A buck an ear.
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