Joke Shack

What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?

“That hit the spot!”

What did the digital clock say to his mom?

“Look mom, no hands!”

What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree

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