Why are so many leprechauns florists?
Because they have green thumbs
What do you get when an electric eel runs into a sea sponge?
A shock absorber
What do you call a pig stuck in a bush?
A hedgehog
What do you call a fly with a sore throat?
A hoarse-fly
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